I don't know about you, but those of us who remain single need to remind ourselves that there is still beauty in the world. (Okay, okay! And the occasional endorphin rush doesn't hurt, either.) I'm not sure that the number of lonely people had diminished with the advent of the Internet, or just remained the same. It's a sad truth that many people think that a 'friend' in a forum is something more that a superficial acquaintance, and they can never compare to a real face-to-face interactions. I have had requests, from people with whom I've never communicated, to become my friend. When I sent them...
My Bums Too Big
It's one of the most useless starts to any conversation (argument) you'll going to have with your loved one. It's usually after you've botched it, and she's no longer talking to you that you think: I wish it went like...Her: My bum's too big, isn't it?You: What do you mean?Her: I'm not attractive with such a big bum.You: On what basis are you judging? Her: Basis? It's too big. You: (sigh) Do you like women? (Nothing wrong if you're bi. I hope you'd be able to tell me, if you were.)Her: No, of course not. You know I'm not: we've been married for years. You: Okay. Just stay with me. So, you don't...
I Can't Explain
Apologies to the 'orible 'ho! I would imagine "Why?" being pretty high on the list of common questions, when it comes to anything fetish. - Leather, Rubber, Bondage, Spanking, Role play BDSM, oh yeah - and a favourite of mine - chastity. To almost quote Tom Alan at The Edge of Vanilla, "My favourite colours are tight and shiny". I have always encouraged thorough, honest communication between partners. But now? Well, this one is an exception. You can discuss the 'what', but never the 'why'. My advice: Don't even try to explain why. Instead use the following as a pattern for any such conversation...Vanilla:...
AAAARRRRGGGHHHH Technology!!!!!!!
If you thought I'd fallen off the edge of the planet, in a sense I had! Don't you just love technology. Hamster trouble! All sorted now - I hope. (Everything crossed!) [Climbs down from orange box. - Breathe.]So, anyway, meanwhile back at the fantasies...P.S. This last one... Saw an ad for a fizzy drink called Iron Brew. (Scotish) In the ad a lady was putting on a glove, (surgical - she's a nurse) and the caption reads, "I know you've got my last can of Iron Brew, and there's only one place left to look.See? I'm much calmer, n...
Are Mean Girls More Attractive?
As any good masochist will tell you, (after they've begged you to be mean to them), a mean cruel lady has something extra that makes her even more attractive. Aside from the obvious: authority figure makes us feel safe and secure, (bondage reference unintentional - honest), what is it? Or is it that simple? I need structure, and this is a structure?I like physical pain (in small doses), but given a choice between emotional torment or a smack with a stick, I'll take the stick, every time. (Hopefully short of a hospital visit!)So everyone, the mantra? One, two, three: Safe, sane and consensual....
