I was surfing YouTube (as you do!) and came across a film with loads of my captions. Wow! - I thought. If you want to have nearly fifteen minutes of mine and other people's captions go to You Tube - Chastity Tease Captions (BDSM funny games).
Unless you're a speed-reader, you'll have to pause a lot to read all the captions. Thank you Los80forever for compiling it all, for us.
If you don't fancy the surf, right now, here's a series...